Court Comedy

While playing Pickleball you start to hear the stangest things on the courts. Here is a sampling of some of the Court Comedy.

There comes a time in every man's life when a Speedo becomes a Speedon't.

Player 1: *whines* and *whimpers* after missing the ball
Player 2: Are you a youngest child?
Player 1: No, I am a middle child. Why?
Player 2: I would expect a youngest child to whine after missing a shot.
Player 1: I'm not a youngest child, I just have old lady hormones.

Player 1: How long have you guys been together?
Player 2: Well, let's see, Elvis was still alive.....so, I guess since about 1977.

Player 1: My shoe won't stay on.
Player 2: Is it tied?
Player 1: No, it's elastic. But, it has lost all of it's elasticity, kind of like my skin.

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