What do you call a frozen pickle hanging from the roof? 
    An icepickle.

What is the pickle's philosophy of life? 
    Never a dill moment.

What does an agreeable pickle always say? 
    I relish the idea.

What does the non-believing pickle say? 
    You're gherkin my chain.

What is the pickle's most common sin? 
    He's green with envy.

What does the pickle call his take-home pay? 
    The Bread and Butter.

Why did the cucumber need a lawyer? 
    Because it was in a pickle.

Why did the famous Hollywood cucumber check into the Betty Ford Clinic? 
    For a cure.

What do you call a small sweet pickle that wears a vest? 
    A gherkin in a jerkin.